KEEP OFF THE LAWN
DO NOT APPROACH FOXES OR OTHER WILD CANIDS
OVERNIGHT PARKING IS PROHIBITED
NO MAN-EATING SNAKES
STAY ON CAMPUS
MORSELS OF FOOD MUST BE CHEWED AT LEAST 20 TIMES
(25 TIMES FOR TAFFY OR BEEF JERKY)
Via Stodgy Residents Love Nothing More than Prohibition(s) @ FREE WHITEWATER.