… Anyway, Wisconsin will defeat Stanford today. Here’s why:
1. We have the better mascot. Ours is a gritty nocturnal animal with attitude. They have a tree. I’m serious. The Stanford mascot is officially listed as the “Stanford Tree” which is a skinny pine tree. It just stands there. Bucky does push-ups….
Read on, it’s all great stuff…
Via Isthmus.